Cyclists prayer…

Our Merckx,
Who art in Belgium,
The Cannibal be thy name,
The Alpe D'Huez come
Thy will be done,
In the peloton and among the poursuivants.
Give us this day our EMX-7
and forgive us our sticky bidons,
as we forgive those who draft behind us,
And lead us not into the bonk,
But deliver us up the Galibier,
For thine is the Giro, the Vuelta and the Tour,
For ever and ever,
Amen.